Obama’s “GREEN” CAR GRAB!!!

OBAMA & PELOSI continue to use the “environment” as an excuse to further their STALINIST agenda to CONFISCATE our money, our guns, and now – our CARS. We have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that these criminals have an ORAL AGREEMENT to seize our cars and make us PAY to make them more “environmentally friendly.”

The plan goes like this. ARMED Federal agents will, upon receipt of your signed & notarized authorization, SEIZE your personal vehicle* and take it to the nearest reputable body shop. THERE, the agents will relay orders for any “qualifying modifications” you may request. For a NOMINAL CHARGE, the fully qualified automotive professionals will be FORCED** to install one or more of the following on your automobile: TINTED WINDSHIELDS & WINDOWS, DECALS, &/or SPOILERS. All detailing jobs will be UNIQUE AND CUSTOM!!! And the available modifications don’t stop at the OUTSIDE of your car! They include the option to install a new stereo with amped-up subwoofer and fully-functioning speakers, leather seating, &/or HYDRAULIC BRAKES. FURTHER options may be available for truck owners - any pick-up trucks used in the ordinary course of the owner's business (or personal) use will be eligible for the tire enlargement procedure required for OFFICIAL MONSTER TRUCK CERTIFICATION!!!

As if THIS weren't enough – here’s the kicker! You will receive a FREE subscription to Car and Driver magazine and a COMPLIMENTARY pair of driving gloves***, which will be delivered to YOUR VERY HOME within 10 business days following the successful completion of any modifications.****

This TYRANNY must end!!! The 4TH AMENDMENT EXPLICTLY protects citizens "against unreasonable searches and seizures of a person’s car or auto." The GLOBAL WARMING HOAX is nothing but a hoax used as a HOAX to STEAL our property & change the way WE THE PEOPLE live our lives! WE must take matters into our own hands and take all Legal & Legitimate steps necessary to defeat this measure - UP TO & INCLUDING writing the occasional letter to our Congressmen!!!

-J.T. Ford, Proud American Truck Owner

*Weekly listeners to Car Talk with Click and Clack on National Public (Housing) Radio MAY, upon presentation of proper documentation and demonstration of financial need, obtain an exemption.

**Body shops will receive payment in the amount of the regionally prevailing market rate, and will retain the right to refuse service at their discretion.

***Gloves come in your choice of three styles: black leather, Gore-Tex, or chain mail - if that's what it takes for the Dog to Bite!!!

****The date of completion of any modifications will be determined by reference to the completion date of such modifications.

RE: [FINAL NOTICE] FWD: Fwd: Fwd: [DISCONNECTION NOTICE] FW: "PelosiTour"

Listen up, folks! It is my sworn & sacred duty as an American citizen to warn you about the MOST EGREGIOUS MISUSE OF PUBLIC FUNDS in the history of the Republic. Accused SOCIALIST & temporary Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is using your HARD-EARNED DOLLARS to mount a cross-country victory tour of our United States, which is tentatively titled, “Here’s To The Victory of Maoist Medicine: The Pelosi Victory Tour” (hereinafter, the Tour [emphasis mine]) DC Madame Pelosi has chosen to spit on & disgrace our Air Force, military, & men-in-uniform by flying commercial as opposed to using the C-20B or C-37A the Air Force typically provides for her. This is in Swift & Cogent violation of an order issued by President George W. Bush requiring the Speaker of the House be afforded secure government transportation on military aircraft when traveling on official business & personal errands is the most vicious insult to the heroes who died on September 11^th, 2001 since the Attacks of 9-11!

Unsubstantiated internet rumors indicate that it is CONFIRMED that Madame Pelosi will fly JetBlue business class from Washington, D.C. to Oakland (a mere 9 miles or so from the Berkeley campus) , check two (2) bags, watch up to two (2) in-flight movies, & enjoy one (1) complimentary non-alcoholic beverage.* Upon her arrival, she will be greeted by the most elite & lavish high-school marching band the Bay Area has to offer – the Foothill High School marching band, the Northern California Band Association WinterGuard Classic champions for 2010. WORST OF ALL, the flight is NON-STOP and, according to flight plans, is scheduled to “briefly enter CANADIAN airspace [!]” (emphasis mine) EVEN WORSE, it’s avoiding any & all parts of REAL AMERICA or, to use an insult this woman herself coined, the “fly-over states.”

As bad as this Tour sounds, the potential impact it will have on our Federal deficit is THE WORST PART. According to the DEMOCRAT-controlled CBO, the Tour will increase the FY2010 Federal deficit by over 50%!!!!** There’s also little question that Madame Speaker & the Dems she holds in her PAID-OFF POCKETS will raise taxes to pay for future “tours.” Soon, every warm-blooded Dem will be flying NON-STOP constantly & without due cause!

WORSE STILL, Madame Speaker plans on capping off her Tour by RANSACKING THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT. Simple COMMON SENSE indicates that she will decline to leave the Monument by the end of normal visiting hours, & MOVE INTO THE MONUMENT’S PENTHOUSE, PERMANENTLY!!! …. Obviously, there is no question that she will use tax dollars to commission NASA to construct and install a high-powered telescope in the Monument Penthouse. This Space Telescope will be based on Hubble Space Telescope technology and will offer her unreasonable views of contiguous United States. This will almost certainly result in her personally trampling portions of our 1^st and ALL of our 2^nd Amendment rights! (emphasis in the original)

Though numerous internet searches failed to turn up any references to the Tour, THE TOUR WILL GO ON! This is, of course, contingent on Madame Pelosi changing her usual plans and method of travel back to her home district.***

-The “Night” Watchman

* According to a recent Priceline.com search, fares are a NEGLIGIBLE 10-15% lower for Oakland International (IATA code “OAK”) flights than for San Francisco International (IATA code “SFO”) flights.

** This estimate is subject to revision once credible CBO projections become available.

*** After an exhaustive search, we have found NO credible records of any kind to corroborate this account.

[URGENT] RE: [SPAM] FWD: Fwd: [FINAL NOTICE] Fwd: FW: "The OTHER Mandate"

DEMOCRAT speaker & convicted self-plagiarist PELOSI wants to use the new Savage Brothers’ Plan (a procedural technicality often referred to as the “Savage Brothers’ Plan”) to do MORE than “just” take over healthcare… She wants to use the procedure to implement a provision that would REQUIRE you to purchase FREE HIGH-SPEED INTERNET service from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT… If this doesn’t sound like TYRANNY to you, well, it SURE DOES to me!!!

The plan will require EVERYONE to allow GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS to install and connect high-speed internet cable to their PERSONAL HOME APPLE (MAC) OR PC... The officials could drill through your walls, rearrange your furniture, and EVEN REDECORATE YOUR HOME if they decide they need to in order to properly perform their duties…

Under this program, AMERICANS would receive a free wireless router… HOWEVER, the GOVERNMENT will require YOU to purchase a wireless card if you do not already own one… Two USB cables (one for primary use and one as a spare) will come with the router if you choose to connect via Ethernet...

There will be NO CONTENT-MONITORING WHATSOEVER of sites BASED ON CONTENT!!! Your CHILDREN may be forced BY LAW to visit and subscribe to pornographic websites… HOWEVER, parents will still be free to enable any blocker features available on their browser of choice (Internet Explorer, Firefox, Mozilla, Google Chrome…), and to visit any websites of their choosing... WORSE STILL, with the GOVERNMENT acting as your INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER, they will have the capability to CONTENT-MONITOR any FREEDOM-RELATED sites you may frequent... This puts us on a slippery slope to the TOTAL ANNIHILATION of our 1^st and 2^ND Amendment RIGHTS!!

After installation, you will be AUTOMATICALLY ENROLLED in a FREE 6-week course called “Making the Most of Your New Internet Connection.” The seminars are held once-a-week and are done entirely via the internet. Each session is one WHOLE half-hour… Assignments will not be graded, and students will be permitted to work in groups…

Not only would this program represent a TOTAL GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER of your financial and personal freedoms, but it would also provide you with a FREE subscription to a weekly magazine of your choice to compensate you for this COSTLY BURDEN (most “newsstand” publications will be available through this program)…

HARD-WORKING AMERICANS could opt out of this ONEROUS requirement by simply filing a quick online request from at www.government.gov.

OBVIOUSLY, you should call your Congressman and DEMAND they vote against the HEALTHCARE HOLOCAUST… But while you’ve got him ON THE LINE, tell them to vote against PELOSINET as well!!!

Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: FWD: Re: Fw: Uncle Sam Wants Your Gold!!!

It's bad enough that Sheik OBAMA, Reid, & Pelosi want to pass a 53,000 page bill which, if it becomes law, would subject the American People to nothing short of MEDICAL SLAVERY. But, believe it or not folks, it gets EVEN WORSE !!! They want to pay for this unprecedented expansion of government power by SEIZING OUR GOLD !!!

OBAMA is working with his allies in the White House to insert a provision in the Democrat health bill which would require all American taxpayers to REPORT their holdings of gold to the IRS on their tax returns under PENALTY OF LAW !!! THAT'S RIGHT - ALL of your gold, including wedding rings, jewelry, achievements, white gold, collectibles, etc. etc. will have to be reported !!! The IRS would THEN be empowered to SEIZE any & all of these items during normal business hours. The owners of GOLD would receive cash compensation from the US Treasury in the amount of the independently appraised value of the gold items, PLUS a 5-10% markup for the inconvenience.

Penalties for failing to report gold holdings will range from fines of $500 to 15-year prison sentences. However, preliminary reports indicate that Federal prosecutors will generally seek a variety of innovative alternative sentences, including conditional release & public service programs.

Not only will this represent the most egregious confiscation of wealth in AMERICAN HISTORY - it will deprive the American People of ALL of their GOLD POSSESSIONS !!!

This is the ultimate DOUBLE-WHAMMY!!! The FEDERAL GOVERNMENT would use our very gold against us. We must tenaciously fight this radical expansion of the powers of government if our freedoms are to survive.

ALERT: Crooked Dems in Congress To Invent a New Dog!!!

The Gang of Four (Obama, Pelosi & Reed) want to take EVEN MORE of your hard-earned money and waste it on pork, pork, and EVEN MORE PORK. These CROOKS are now trying to spend over $263 million of YOUR MONEY inventing a New Dog. Stop this payout to Democrat cronies!!!

Don’t believe me? Here are the FACTS. The Obama pork-ulus has a hidden section giving HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars to pay for inventing a New Dog. The scientist doing the research (at Harvard, of course!) gave over $100 million to OBAMA’S campaign. Look it up, it’s all in the bill!

And how are they going to pay for this?? By imposing a new DOG TAX. Every time you buy a dog you will be TAXED – from 1.25% for low-grade dogs increasing to up to 3.75% for the high-end breeds!! (Note: special exemptions are available for seeing-eye dogs, service dogs, and cancer-sniffing dogs – contact your tax professional!)

We REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS work hard for our money, and we don't need it WASTED on pork-barrel projects like inventing New Dogs. I worked somewhere between 45 and 50 hours a week for a three week stretch last October, though official payroll records do not reflect this. Since then my hours have fluctuated.

CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN and tell him we don’t need Muslim-in-Chief Obama’s New Dog!!! It’s time to take our country BACK!!!

PLS PASS ON TO 12 FELLOW PATRIOTS!!!